Fans of the show Better Call Saul (and by extension – Breaking Bad) know that Jimmy McGill (or Saul Goodman) and Kim Wexler got married in a courthouse in Season 5, Episode 7 (“JMM”), with fan-favorite Huell Babineaux as their witness. But – they never had a chance to formally celebrate their marriage with a reception. This probably had something to do with their motivation behind the marriage, which was spousal privilege. But, as a wedding venue, we can’t help but wonder – how would that reception have gone?
How the show actually went aside – let’s imagine a fully traditional wedding reception for Jimmy McGill (a.k.a. Saul Goodman) and Kim Wexler, crafted with their personalities and the show’s context in mind. This fictional reception would still carry their signature quirks, but with the upscale polish a venue like The Venue could bring to the party.
Jimmy & Kim’s Alternate Universe Wedding + Reception
We think Jimmy and Kim would be looking for stylish and low-key—with sharp edges. The reception would likely be held at a unique urban venue with character: exposed brick, retro-meets-modern lighting, and a flexible layout. Something that screams classy, expensive (think Cocobolo Desk) and tastefully rebellious. The Venue (our venue!) would be perfect—historic charm with a side of bold personality, just like Jimmy and Kim.
Prior to the Ceremony, Jimmy and his groomsmen (which we’re assuming would be Marco from Cicero, Bill from the Courthouse, Ernesto from HHM, and Huell if he wasn’t running security) would be enjoying the groom-dedicated downstairs area of The Venue (that we provide to wedding parties), probably planning a watch or coin scam that they’ll pull off during the reception. Kim and her bridesmaids (which we’re guessing would be Paige from Mesa Verde, Francesca from their shared office, Rebecca in lieu of Chuck’s attendance, and Viola, Kim’s paralegal) would be upstairs getting ready in the Bridal Suite.
If we could actually convince Jimmy and Kim to have their ceremony at The Venue (instead of at a courthouse), Kim would likely opt for a short and sincere vow exchange in front of close friends (Howard wouldn’t make the cut), followed by a swift move into cocktail hour. Private, simple, and to-the-point, as Kim isn’t big on pageantry. Jimmy, true to form, might toss in a joke or two, maybe referencing their mutual love for bending rules. We couldn’t help ourselves, and asked ChatGPT to tell us what Jimmy’s vows might sound like… here’s a few of our favorites:
- “Here we are. Standing in front of a bunch of people, and for once, I’m not trying to sell anything. I’m just trying to tell the truth. Which is terrifying. But if I’m gonna be honest with anyone—it’s you.”
- “Kim, from the first time I saw you in the HHM mailroom, I knew you were brilliant. And fierce. And so far out of my league it wasn’t even funny. But you talked to me. You saw me. Not the suit, not the hustle, not Slippin’ Jimmy or Saul Goodman. Me.”
- “You’ve called me out more times than I can count, and deservedly so. But you also had faith in me when no one else did—not even me.”
- “You are my partner in law, in crime, in truth, in everything. And I promise you this: no more half-measures. No more corner-cutting, short-selling, or justifications. I vow to show up, every day, as your husband. To be honest, to be kind, to be better. For you. For us.”
- “I may not be a perfect man, but I know this—no plea deal, no settlement, no power of attorney compares to what we’re signing up for today. And I couldn’t be more all in.”
- “I love you, Kim. And I always will. No objections.”
As part of having their reception at The Venue, we would offer the couple some custom-made signature drinks to be served during cocktail hour, across the street at Brix 27:
- The Wexler: A Moscow Mule, one of Kim’s favorites, but slightly modified to be unique to Kim. Typically made with vodka, ginger beer, and fresh lime, but we’d mix up a few options for Kim to sign off on – perhaps one with orange juice, one with cucumber, and one with rosemary.
- The Tequila ‘Saul’ammer: Zafiro Anejo tequila, lemon lime soda, orange bitters, and maybe even some 24-karat gold flakes like inside a bottle of Goldschläger.
We would, of course, recommend serving plenty of hors d’oeuvres to go along with the cocktails. Especially if Lewis skipped lunch to work again, or if Jimmy was just coming from the dedication of the Charles McGill Library, where he had to pretend to be sad, and therefore couldn’t eat. We’re thinking seared steak bites, artisan flatbreads, and gourmet sliders (that Jimmy calls ‘little hamburgers’).
As far as music goes, we think Kim and Jimmy would appreciate a mix of 60s jazz, old-school crooners, and maybe a little Chicago blues. Not mainstream wedding reception hits, but definitely moody and deliberate. We might throw a few key Better Call Saul songs into the mix, like “The Winner Takes It All” from ABBA, “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)” by Rupert Holmes, or “Bali Ha’i” from South Pacific.
As cocktail hour draws to a close, we would recommend that Jimmy himself, or perhaps a close associate (like Kuby) announce that “It’s Showtime, Folks,” asking people to head back to The Venue, and their tables, for dinner.
We’d recommend to Jimmy and Kim to keep the menu minimalist and gourmet. Kim would want quality over quantity. And of course, Jimmy lives for a showy presentation – so The Venue’s prime rib carving station would be a hit.
We know Jimmy has a talent for putting together videos and commercials (with a little help from his drama and film student friends, who would probably be photographing the reception), so Jimmy would be free to use our advanced A/V system to play some slideshows of him and Kim for guests to enjoy while they eat.
For desert, petit fours would suit Kim’s taste—delicate, beautiful, and a little cold. Maybe a slightly off-brand wedding cake made by someone “who owed Jimmy a favor,” or someone he found in the little black book. We might even sneak in a nostalgic dish or two, like Cinnabon-inspired rolls. Or, is that too much foreshadowing?
Special Touches from The Venue:
- Just for Kim and Jimmy: A “Legal Advice” Tent:
- Inside, we’d sit a tiny stand where Kim and Jimmy’s guests drop off marriage advice cards for the couple.
- Alternatively, we could run it as a bar-top joke, complete with pricing (unless Jimmy sprung for an open bar – we think he would)
- Custom Signage: Hanging up as guests enter, a sign would read “Wexler & McGill: Making It Legal.”
- Mugshot Photo Booth: Complete with fake mugshot backdrops, cheesy legal props, and courthouse-style signs. Guests would love it—and Jimmy would probably try to expense it somehow.
- Security: Since Jimmy runs in particular circles (and is a “friend of the cartel“), we would probably hire some additional security to make sure no uninvited guests (like Lalo or Tuco) attend. Our first pick would be none other than Mr. Mike Ehrmantraut, of course. But if we can’t reach Mike (because he’s on a trip to Belize or otherwise), Huell might need to serve as both a security guard and a groomsman.
The Venue, like we do for all of our wedding clients, would elevate the celebration by letting it feel like them— in Kim and Jimmy’s case, stylish, offbeat, and effortlessly cool. No cookie-cutter wedding packages, just total creative freedom, flexible spaces, and a team that understands how to balance polished with personal.
We hope you enjoyed our little daydream of “what if?” Jimmy and Kim had a wedding reception. Getting married soon, or know someone who is? Looking for the perfect Martinsburg area wedding venue with a team who understands how to balance polished with personal? Schedule a tour of The Venue, or give us a call at 304-519-3038 today!
